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This meat eating ant will be a vegetarian for a couple days...

... No meat this weekend and then no eating on Monday morning due to an early physical exam (haven't had one/1 since the summer of (19)98)! :(

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Brrrrrrrrrrr...

It is getting cold like overnight. Your cold ant thinks it is time to get out the winter stuff like long sleeve shirts, a very old thick furry » read more | ant's blog | login to post comments

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BUSY already after two/2 hours...

Sheesh. And it is not even work related. Internet got BUSY already. Your sleepy ant wanted to sleep in a little more, but no. Bah. Stupid life. Will today get busier and worse? :(

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It is a noisy Sunday...

... darn noisy loud gardeners. Couldn't they come on a day that your relaxing ant is not at home? :P

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The (3/Thi)rd Hobbit Movie...

Your rested overlord hibernated (almost nine/9 hours and nonstop?) with a movie dream overnight. For unknown reasons, the king ant got movie tickets for the (3/thi)rd Hobbit movie (The Battle of the Five Armies) prescreening so the family colony went to see it together even though the older folks don't like these types of movies (e.g., The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers).

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Interesting CATurday so far...

  • Worker Ant finally dinged the decade/(10/ten)th year (already?) for being a full timer. It is time to retire! Just kidding or not? :P
  • Saw live animals near by:
    1. With the queen ant, saw a big deer (down from a street) and a horse (in a fenced yard) on the way to the ~28 days haircut appointment (she has two/2 caged cute parakeets outside her house).
    2. On the way back to the nest, the ants saw a dark brown horse (your insect misses the old horse, named Steve (remove AQFL to e-mail :P), from old college/university days) being walked (not ridden) by a human on a hill.
    3. A coyote (same one running across the street on the way home late last night PST?) outside the nest room's hill low wall. Both animals and the ant stared at each other for a few seconds. Your slow poked insect failed to be quick/fast enough to take a picture of the staring coyote. Next time! :( There needs to be a way to export brain memories!
    4. This place is like a national park as Worker Ant's former co(worker/league) [remove AQFL to e-mail] said.
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"The longer the title, the less important the job."

From a random fortune from 'work' on (DSL/B)R. So, that means your WorkerAnt's current (and past) jobs aren't important.

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A random fortune from 'computers'...

"Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)" from (DSL/B)R.

So, that means your overlord is a computer that doesn't think.

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Meh at Monday again.

Again... Grumpy kingy anty, your insect's inside shirt backward, still sick with allergies (itches), etc. Will the future get worse? Life sucks. :(

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And again!

Argh, your old ant overslept from a 10.5 hours hibernation. Sleep is lame. :(

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What another crazy week for the worker ant...

... Going to work's required training/class, getting hurt on the left knee (no bruises and broken bones seen) from the queen ant's sport utility vehicle (SUV)'s door while trying to get in to start the weekend, a finger hurting and a long skin cut (no pain) on left hip from who knows what, falling behind in life including the online one/1, going crazy, still sick with allergies (mostly itches), etc.

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Finally!

Back to the local church after about 3-4(?) months and then a lunch with the old nest family. Sheesh! The whole past church services were online (virtually). :P

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Triple crowns!

Halloween + Payday + Friday! Hopefully, this Halloween will be better than the last year's :( one. Last night and this mawning was crazy with pissy kingy anty.

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A Christmas commercial/ad(vertisement)/spot already?

It was from PetSmart, on television/TV, during Marvel's Agents of SHIELD tonight. :O

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Two/2 Very Old (Lap(top/pie)/Notebook)s...

They still worked and woah, quick computing flashbacks! One/1 is your insect's 15" Apple PowerBook G4 1 Ghz (Mac OS X 10.2.8 from the end of 2002; could not get on the new wireless network [no Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol (DHCP) Internet Protocol (IP) address]?) and the other is a king ant's Toshiba Satellite Pro (forgot its model, but it came with Windows 98 SE from the late (19)90s).

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Stupid penis/weewee/dongle/8===)/whatever!

It keeps wanting to (pe/urinat)e so often and a lot this afternoon even at the cemetery today. Argh!! This stupid sick body. :(

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Did Ant post from the future?

Wow, your Internet addict posted a YouTube comment and its time was -1 second ago. Is this insect from the future? :P

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Finally!

Your exhausted ant stops doing nest work with the kingy in the new nest. Sheesh. Time to hibernate soon!

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"Learning to think like a robot."

From Scrum: The Art of Doing Twice the Work in Half the Time (Audiobook) CD1's ch(apter) 12.

Hey, this Worker Ant is already a (ro)bot.

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Light switches...

... There are too many of them in this new nest, and it is confusing which toggle one toggles which light's power. Argh!

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